Need some advice on a tough decision? Do not ask Uncle Louie.

Press the Ask Uncle Louie button and hear one of 17 AUDIO responses from Uncle Louie. Louie. None of which will be applicable.

No permissions required. No ads.


Ask Uncle Louie was tested on small, medium and large screen emulators and on a G1 phone.

If you want to flush your troubles away, click on the button to go to Porcelain Helper V1.1.

Press a button and you get approximately 6.5 seconds of the sounds of a toilet flushing.

No permissions are requested in this app. No ads in this version. Designed and tested on small, medium, and large emulators. Designed and tested on a G1 Android phone.